My Online Political Rants Came True, and the State Invited Me for Tea

Good news: I found a job that pays 30,000 a month.

Bad news: My boss is the Ministry of State Security, and they seem to have misunderstood something.

As the internet’s most hardcore keyboard warrior, Lin Xian leads a life of extreme contrasts.

Main storyline (the nation’s perspective):

Comrade Lin Xian is far-sighted and strategic, directing affairs from behind the scenes and securing victory from a thousand miles away. (Smirks.)

He dresses plainly and lives in a humble home, all to conceal the sixth channel he uses to obtain top-secret intelligence.

Side storyline (Lin Xian’s perspective):

Damn it! I can’t afford rent! Better post a battle report to earn some welfare money!

Damn it! A 30,000 monthly salary? I’m definitely taking this game-tester job!

Where the perspectives meet:

With fingers greasy from braised pork, Lin Xian leaves a print on a top-secret map.

Old Zhao (eyes wide with shock): “A hidden clue in plain sight, its threads stretching a thousand miles… I get it now!”

Lin Xian (scratching his head): “That has nothing to do with me! I honestly had no idea that was a nuclear submarine base…”

From then on, an ordinary life is out of his reach.

The whole internet is searching for the mysterious “Keyboard Warrior Who Saved the Nation,” while he’s working for the country in a pair of loud floral shorts.