This Detective Just Wants to Get Fired!

I’m Lin Feng, a rising star in the police force and the nemesis of criminals, who tremble at the mere mention of my name.

That’s how my colleagues see me.

In reality, I just want to get fired as soon as possible! (voice cracking)

[When faced with the contempt of elite colleagues]

Wang Qiang (sneering): “You’re the new guy, so you should do the legwork. You can watch dozens of terabytes of surveillance footage!”

Me (secretly thrilled): Perfect, paid slacking! I’ll fast-forward through it so I can get home for dinner sooner, and order takeout while I’m at it.

Me (making things up off the cuff): “I suspect there’s something wrong with this kung pao chicken!”

Result: The takeout orders, pieced together, turn out to be a map of the stolen goods’ route! Case closed!

Wang Qiang (stunned): “…”

[When faced with the doubts of a cool-headed forensic examiner]

Su Qingyan (expressionless): “Solving cases through luck isn’t scientific.”

Me (forced to work overtime, deeply resentful): To close the case sooner, I sniff the evidence and grumble, “These mushrooms aren’t fresh.”

Result: Following the “mushroom” lead, Su Qingyan detects a rare biological toxin in the victim’s body, revealing the truth behind a serial poisoning case!

Su Qingyan (eyes lighting up): “You… are a genius. Would you be interested in discussing my family’s cold case?”

Looking at himself, forcibly transferred to the Criminal Investigation Corps of the Municipal Public Security Bureau and now being dragged into case discussions by a beautiful woman, Lin Feng can only say: Let it all burn. Just get it over with! I’m tired!