After Eight Years of Licking Dogs, He Officially Announced That Someone Else

Any Stories Where the Former Simp Stops Simping, and the Person They Loved Goes Crazy Chasing Them Back?

The protagonist really likes someone, so people think they’re a lovesick doormat. They do a lot for that person, but then suddenly decide they’ve had enough and stop chasing them. The person they used to pursue can’t get used to it, and then has to go through the whole “chasing their wife to the crematorium” ordeal.