Writing Weekly Reports at Heaven's Anti-Overwork Bureau

When corporate drone Bai Zhanji was laid off, he roared, “I’m going to Heaven to write weekly reports!” Then an “optimization thunderbolt” really did strike him up to the Ninth Heaven! He joined the “Cosmic Anti-Overwork Bureau,” only to be dumbfounded: Heaven was even more intense than the 996 work schedule! Arrive late, and you lose cultivation; the Jade Emperor is addicted to watching “Subject Three” videos; the Queen Mother just wants to “end it all.” The only perk? The Jade Emperor’s secondhand tablet, which comes with an anti-fraud app that blocks work messages. But what’s stored on it? His newbie assignment is a five-thousand-character “Three Realms Workload Report”: immortals competing for incense-offering KPIs, demons signing up for “crash courses,” the underworld using a lottery system for reincarnation... Does he really have to take this job? He wanted to lie flat, but the Three Realms were going mad with overwork! To protect his cultivation and his hair, Bai Zhanji gritted his teeth and got to work: infiltrating the human world to battle AI workaholics, venturing into the demon realm to revise the White Bone Demon’s resume, and storming the underworld to take on Black Impermanence, the HR rep. He almost reincarnated as a programmer! The mastermind turned out to be a big shot in Heaven who shouted, “Overwork is combat power!” In the final battle, Bai Zhanji brought out his divine weapon: he booted up the secondhand tablet and livestreamed to all three realms! Billions of snarky comments (“So what? What can you even do?”) instantly drowned out the “Overwork Mecha”! The laughs never stop: the Matchmaker’s AI crashes, the Kitchen God livestreams sales, and the Thunder God scans a QR code to offer “shared thunderbolts”! Immortal-cultivation memes fly everywhere! What’s in store: laugh until you crow, plenty for office workers to relate to, and suspense through the roof. What’s on the Jade Emperor’s tablet? Bai Zhanji: “Save the Three Realms? Let me finish this weekly report first!” (Keep tissues handy to wipe away your tears of laughter!)