Dad, Please Stop Being Greedy! Our Whole Family Are Rebels

[Alternate History / Political Intrigue / Everyone Misreads the Hero / Spendthrift System / Lighthearted Comedy / Anti-Tropes]

Lin Dong woke up to find himself transmigrated into a book as the only son of Lin Youde, the most corrupt official in all of Great Qian.

The fortune piled up in the house was a disaster waiting to happen: in three years, the entire Lin family would be executed!

While everyone else scrambled to clear their names, Lin Dong went all out to get himself killed.

Bound to the Wealth Without Morals System, he only had to commit a hundred billion worth of evil in the name of wealth and ruin his reputation to take a ten-billion retirement fund back to the modern world!

Lin Dong was overjoyed and immediately started squandering the family fortune.

His father embezzled disaster relief funds? Lin Dong bought up every moldy sack of rice in the city at an outrageous price, then planned to hand it out as porridge in public to humiliate the victims!

His elder brother abducted women? Lin Dong spent a fortune building the “Hundred Flowers Pavilion,” locking the women inside to read books instead of receiving clients!

His second brother betrayed the country? Lin Dong bundled up all the family’s extravagant glassware and sent it to the enemy emperor!

Looking at the empty family coffers, Lin Dong thought, Great, I’m in the clear. He happily sat back and waited to be exiled.

But one imperial edict after another arrived: “The Lin heir cares for all under heaven and sacrificed his family fortune to save the people. He is a living sage!” “Chief Councilor Lin has raised his son well!”

As Lin Dong’s father stood before him in purple robes and a jade belt, gazing at him with admiration, Lin Dong completely broke down.

“Father! Please, just keep taking bribes! I’m begging you, stop trying to improve. Our family really is full of corrupt officials and traitors!”

The assembled officials: “The heir is besmirching his own reputation again to protect the greater good. We swear to follow him to the death!”

The enemy emperor: “The glassware Lin Dong sent crashed our economy. This man is terrifying!”

Lin Dong: “…”