The Regent's Drama Queen Consort

Su Ruan opens her eyes and finds herself as the spoiled, foolish cannon-fodder villainess in an old-fashioned tragic romance, destined to be drowned in a pig cage.

System Xiao Liu coldly issues a mission: [If you want to live, you have to play up your “drama queen” persona to the very end! Now, immediately perform a dramatic faint in the ancestral hall!]

To stay alive, Su Ruan throws herself into it.

She stages a “resurrection” in the ancestral hall and scares her stepmother half to death.

To avoid an arranged marriage, she crashes her family’s carriage into smithereens, only to discover that... the carriage has come to life?! [Transmigrate into a book + System + sentient objects + sweet romance and laugh-out-loud comedy + bickering couple]

[Warning! High-energy life-form interference detected!]

Before the System in her mind can even react, the wrecked carriage has transformed into a human and is clinging to her leg, looking aggrieved: [Master, they’re bullying you! Benben will bite them to death!]

The whole capital is laughing at the eldest daughter of the Marquis of An Guo’s household, saying she’s gone mad and is whispering to a carriage.

Only the cold and aloof regent, Xiao Jingheng, watches her roll around in the mud and put on an act without the slightest disdain. Instead, he takes off his outer robe and wraps her up snugly.

“Your Highness is tired. I’ll perform the rest of this scene for you.”

Later, Xiao Jingheng sees Su Ruan getting jealous over the carriage and, with a dark expression, has the carriage doors welded shut.

“Su Ruan, the acting’s over. It’s time to go home and consummate our marriage.”

“As for this carriage... Since it’s come to life, let it carry the two of us around the world.”