Trust Science, My Wife Really Can't Walk on Water

Xuan Yuan Qingshuang was born into a reclusive ancient martial arts family in the modern world and became a martial arts prodigy rarely seen in a century. At twenty, she bound herself to the Grandmaster Arrival System, which lets her summon the peerless martial arts experts from novels. Palace Mistress Yao Yue, Zhang Sanfeng, and Ximen Chuixue arrive one after another in the modern world, becoming her sparring partners and bodyguards. Meanwhile, news breaks that Gu Tingyuan, heir to one of the capital’s most powerful families, has secretly married and had a child. Rumors claim his wife comes from a poor background, is unwelcome, and hasn’t even been given a proper title. The Gu family’s second young master launches the parenting show “Here Come the Little Ones,” which premieres across the internet. Everyone expects to see the heir’s wife fawning over the family, but the camera turns to reveal the cold-faced King of Hell, Gu Tingyuan, wearing a pink apron and mixing formula for his chubby three-year-old son. He’s become a humble “dad-mom”! Then, in the background footage, horrified viewers spot someone flying through the sky! Someone else slices a rockery in half with a single sword strike! The internet explodes: “Mom, can people really fly with qinggong? Who’s that cool, elegant big sister?” Gu Tingyuan sighs helplessly. “That’s my wife’s best friend, the Palace Mistress of Yihua. Believe in science, everyone. They’re all just using wires.”