America: Starting by Stealing the Foreign Landlady

After transmigrating to a parallel-universe America, Cao Chao realizes that his survival tactics are getting more and more bizarre.

Why do all the simulator’s clues for getting out of a tight spot point straight to the weaknesses of beautiful women?

Save File One: Steal the gorgeous landlady from under someone’s nose.

He uses intelligence to defuse a crisis, then naturally takes over her home.

Result: The mature, voluptuous rich woman becomes his personal “midnight snack.” Her graceful figure beneath a silk nightgown keeps him on her mind every night.

Save File Two: Steal the heiress from a financial dynasty.

He crushes the pride of her arrogant politician fiancé in front of everyone and comes to her rescue.

Result: The icy, brilliant student who keeps everyone at arm’s length by day obediently slips into his favorite black stockings at night, clinging to him with reddened eyes and begging for a hug.

Save File Three: Steal the FBI agent.

He sees through every move the Charlie’s Angel has planned, then snatches her gun and pins her down.

Result: The iron-willed agent by day willingly lets down her guard and takes off her uniform late at night, content to surrender to his touch.

Cao Chao, shrugging helplessly: “I honestly just wanted to get some money and weapons to protect myself!”

The villains, collapsing and spitting blood: “Fine, steal our supplies and territory if you want, but why are you taking all our women too?!”

From then on, the entire North American upper class becomes utterly incompatible with the words “true love.”