Siheyuan: A Five-Year-Old Starts by Taming Xu Damao

Ping An transmigrates into the world of Full House of Harmony and starts out as a five-year-old orphan, taken in by Xu Damao, the biggest villain in the show and a genuine hypocrite.

Looking at this “walking disaster” of a godfather, who gets beaten down by Silly Zhu every day, schemed against by Yi Zhonghai, and is destined to be abandoned by everyone in the future, Ping An lets out a sigh. “What do I do if my dad's a villain? No problem. I'll just be even more devious than he is.”

And so, the whole courtyard changes beyond recognition.

Silly Zhu wants to throw a punch? Ping An digs an innocent-looking pit, and Silly Zhu is forced to crawl in humiliation in front of the entire courtyard!

Yi Zhonghai wants to guilt-trip people? Ping An brings over Director Wang from the neighborhood office and uses the authority of the state to leave the “hypocrite” red-faced!

Jia Zhangshi wants to throw a fit? Ping An teaches Xu Damao how to drive the Jia family into a dead end, legally and by the book!

Xu Damao thought he'd picked up a burden, only to discover that this five-year-old little dumpling is a wicked little genius who plans for every contingency!

With the little ancestor's guidance, Xu Damao not only clears his name as an impotent man, but also crushes his nemesis and spoils Lou Xiao'e rotten.

Years later, Xu Damao has become the undisputed overlord of the courtyard. Looking at all the neighbors kneeling and begging for mercy, he takes a satisfied sip of Moutai.

“Sure, I'm a rotten bastard. But the best thing I ever did in my life was listen to my good son!”

Ping An blinks his clear, bright eyes. “Dad, keep it down. Uncle Yi's about to get so mad he faints again.”