Host, the Mission Never Asked You to Fall in Love

Name: Host, the Mission Never Asked You to Fall in Love
Author: Squid Grape

宿主，任务没让你谈恋爱

by Squid Grape (墨鱼葡萄)

Status: Completed
Length: 439k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 5mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Two Male Leads] [System] [Lighthearted and Funny] [Ensemble Cast] [Mutual First Love] [Slow-Burn Romance]

For content warnings and top/bottom roles, see Chapter 1.

Jian Zhi transmigrated into a book, becoming a minor cannon-fodder character who appeared for two minutes and was promptly forgotten.

System 34's official excuse was: prevent Jiang Linxi from turning evil, and help the disciple pursue his master.

Jian Zhi looked at the frost-cold Luo Qianshan onstage, then at Jiang Linxi trembling in the corner.

Fine, he'd take the job.

But before he could even get started, a flamboyant man blocked his way.

Leaning against an old scholar tree, the man lazily fanned himself with a folding fan, his dashing air irresistible. A beauty mark beneath his right eye seemed to ensnare the soul.

"Well, all alone? Poor thing?"

Jian Zhi: ...

34: "Zhi, in the original story, you become his disciple."

Jian Zhi immediately changed his tune. "Senior, I'm very interested in you."

Yin Changsi laughed until he was shaking. "Didn't you just say you weren't interested?"

Without even blushing, Jian Zhi said, "I was blind before."

34 fell silent. "Host, you're even better at acting than I am."

Later, Jian Zhi looked at Jiang Linxi.

"I've really run out of ideas. Just make him love you by force, I beg you."

And so Jian Zhi taught Jiang Linxi how to force someone to love him.

Step one: Make sure he can only look at you.

Jiang: "Master, you promised you'd only look at me."

Step two: Imprison him.

Jiang: "Master, will you stay with me?"

Step three: Put him in chains.

Jiang put him in chains.

Jian Zhi laughed twice. "I've lived this long, and this is the first time I've seen chains as thick as bracelets. You really do have to live a long time to see everything."

Then he turned and went to Yin Changsi's arms for comfort.

Other names

Host, The Mission Didn’t Tell You To Fall In LoveEnglish name

Stats

199Chapters

1.1kReads · 30 days

81.6kReads · all time

163Shelf adds, last 14 days

8.9Score

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Reader comments 53

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Beautiful, 99% perfect, a rare find. Don't listen to the author's nonsense about how bad the literature is and how much screen time is devoted to secondary pairings. Pshaw! It's delicious, satisfying, and beautiful! [I'm full] The original novel's main couple and this story's main couple can be viewed as two couples within the same main cast, developing their relationships simultaneously – it's…
65 likes6mo ago
Super good, it cracked me up! So far, it leans more towards an ensemble cast. All three kids are adorable, especially during the sect competition—one provoking others, one stealing weapons, and one freezing people in place—it was hilarious! Both couples are hilarious.
28 likes6mo ago
Having read this far, I can't give it less than five stars! Yin Changsi is such a captivating beauty, I love her! It's like a little fox seducing a little rabbit, then the little rabbit turns the tables on the little fox, hehehe, super good! I've never read anything like this before. This is my favorite novel, looking forward to the next update! *^O^*
13 likes5mo ago
So beautiful 🥺 Men get their periods after watching it 🙄 Women go crazy after watching it 💪 This is the nemesis of depression 😎 It's the alarm clock for vegetative patients 😭 So cute that tears streamed from the corners of my mouth! The Qiantang River tidal bore in Yancheng 😱 So cool 😘 It's a god, a rose that illuminated my dark life and gave meaning to my world 😊 I ran, I jumped, I danced the…
9 likes6mo ago
So good! I think this book is even better than some books that score in the 9s. The romance is perfect, and the writing is superb!!! Author, I love you 😘😘😘 You write so well~~~ I've never read anything this good on Tomato Book before 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
6 likes3mo ago
I finished watching it, and I accidentally forgot to rate it. Overall, it was absolutely fantastic! Our Xiao Zhi is so cute with her cool demeanor, she's so adorable, it's killing me! Chang Si is also very interesting and very well-written. It seems to be about three couples, with an ensemble cast. The early part focuses on two couples, while the middle part centers on all three.
6 likes5mo ago
The interactions between the main characters are so interesting! So many of their dialogues are so quirky and unexpected, haha! I absolutely love the interactions between Zhizhi and Changsi, they're so sweet! 🥰 I just didn't get enough of the "what if" storyline; I want to see more of Zhizhi and Changsi's romance! 😳
6 likes5mo ago
The romance is fantastic, featuring about three couples. Jian Zhi, Jiang Linxi, and Nangong Que are all incredibly adorable. This book has a slightly humorous tone, making it addictive. I finished it in one night—it's totally my cup of tea! Plus, it categorizes characters; the Hehuan Sect couple has a seductive, beautiful bottom, while the Wuqing Dao couple has a more innocent, naive bottom. Anyway, I really love it! 🥰🥰🥰
6 likes5mo ago
It's really good, very addictive, I read half of it in one go! Author, can you please update faster? Honestly, I'm finding it hard to keep up with. It's very witty and hilarious. 🥰🥰🥰
6 likes6mo ago
This is a really good book, and the three little ones are so cute!! 😘
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