[Two male leads + seme protagonist + character growth + comedy + ensemble cast + 1..v..?]
Song Jiuqi is a born chosen one, a heaven-defying protagonist. The son of the head of Taiqing Sect, exceptionally gifted, with loving parents and a healthy body.
As a result, Song Jiuqi has been a lazy squid since childhood.
He's cursed fellow disciples, beaten elders, and knelt at the Cliff of Reflection.
He's never had an ex, a current partner, or a future partner.
Until one day, a completely baffling System came looking for him,
telling him to conquer other people.
Song: I'm not cut out for this.
98: You have to believe in yourself.
Song: No.
98: Conquering them can increase your cultivation.
Lazy Song: What do I need that for?
98: So you can run faster when you're getting beaten up.
Song: Fair point.
He's the strongest one in Taiqing Sect, yet he doesn't get the treatment he deserves.
Shen Qingyuan's talent has outshone his fellow disciples since childhood, but he has no connections or backing.
He explores secret realms, competes in tournaments, earns countless prestigious titles, and finds all kinds of rare treasures.
But everything he wins himself is taken by the sect under one pretext or another and given to disciples from better backgrounds who are supposedly "more deserving of the treasures."
Song: "Tsk, how can they do that?!"
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You want to know what we are to each other?
He made himself mute with poison, so that makes me his daddy.
Cen Zhiyan is widely regarded as the most mysterious person in Taiqing Sect.
He spends nearly all his time holed up in his little courtyard, highly skilled in both medicine and poison, with rare plants and herbs covering the grounds.
Almost no one in the sect has seen his true face. They've only heard his name.
He's lazy and sharp-tongued, and doesn't like socializing.
Song: "I was just cursing him out the other day..."
98: "No no no, Go go go."
Still waiting~