Naruto: From the Start, I Slapped Obito to Tears

I transmigrated into the iconic Kannabi Bridge scene and bound to the “Reader-Dad's Ultimate Thrill System” from the start! Readers want face-slapping? I'll slap Obito Uchiha until he questions his whole life, smashing his villain arc to pieces with three slaps! Readers want the heartbreak to be healed? I'll revive Rin Nohara on the spot, crush Black Zetsu's scheme, save Minato and Kushina, and make sure Naruto never has to be an orphan! Readers want memes and chaos? I'll have all the White Zetsu dance the Subject Three routine, package Orochimaru up as a trophy, roast Deidara on a livestream until his faith in his art crumbles, and take down every member of the Akatsuki one by one! What Six Paths Madara, Kaguya, and the Eye of the Moon Plan? Here in my world, whatever you readers want, I'll make it happen! A tragic ninja world? No such thing! This time, every heartbreak will get a happy ending, and the whole ninja world will be swept up in my rhythm!