The Grave Robbers' Chronicles: The Evil Emperor Returns, and the System Won't Stop Talking

[One-sentence synopsis] Wu Xie is reborn and instantly becomes a god, while his System is a chatterbox and a spoiler addict. He wants to keep a low profile, but every character in the story can hear his conversations with the System. The plot? The characters? The ultimate secret? Everything is falling apart!

Before he could even react, a force powerful enough to destroy heaven and earth was forcibly poured into his body. His meridians shattered inch by inch, then reformed. His soul was torn apart and reassembled again and again. The process was excruciating, yet he could not resist.

When he opened his eyes again...

He could pluck stars from the sky with a raised hand and obliterate the heavens with a lowered one.

With a single thought, the spiritual energy of the entire city of Hangzhou bowed before him.

And the System in his mind, which should have been cold and impersonal, spoke in a cheeky voice:

[Good grief, Host, you scared me to death! I almost exploded right along with you! Why would you do something so foolish? Being reborn is great! Just look at all the goodies I prepared for you. Want a Nine-Turn Resurrection Pill? A primordial treasure? An ancient spirit pet? They're all yours, all yours!]

Wu Xie: “...Why do you talk so much?”

[Obviously! I got reborn after a system reset! The old System was so boring, all it ever did was issue quests. It had no humanity at all. This is much better. Now we can chat! Oh, right, Host, do you know how miserable your previous life was? I've got the entire story recorded here. Want me to spoil it for you? For example, Zhang Qiling actually...]

“Shut up!”

[Ding! The Host forcibly interrupted the System. System's sulkiness +100.]