The Grave Robbers' Chronicles? Everything's Gone Off the Rails, and Emperor Wu Xie Is Back!

Reborn on the eve of the expedition to the Seven Star Lu Palace, Wu Xie stared silently for three seconds at the [Strongest Cultivation System] interface that had appeared before him.

“Ding! Main quest issued: Slay the Blood Corpse. Reward: 10 Nine-Turn Golden Pills!”

“Ding! Side quest issued: Seize the Ghost Seal. Reward: 1 ancient divine artifact!”

“Ding! Hidden quest issued: Make Zhang Qiling your servant. Reward...”

“That’s enough.” Wu Xie rubbed his temples. His God Emperor cultivation, powerful enough to destroy three thousand planes, stirred faintly within him. “How do I start the self-destruct sequence? I’ll send you on your way.”

The System panicked, flashing strings of garbled text. “Wait! Host, I was wrong! I’ll reformat and upgrade right away... Ding! [Infinite Cultivation Supreme System] activated! Cultivation infusion commencing! Divine nature condensing! God Emperor restored!”

That night, nine layers of heavenly tribulation descended over the antique shop in Hangzhou, then vanished in an instant. Feeling the power within him surge so fiercely it made the universe tremble, and seeing the endless stacks of immortal pills, divine weapons, and spiritual ley lines in the System’s storage space, Wu Xie sighed helplessly. “All I want in this life is to keep a low profile and coast...”

But he had no idea that every complaint from the System was broadcast straight into the ears of every character in the story.

In the Lu Palace, the System shouted, “Host, look! In your previous life, this Blood Corpse scratched you three times before it died! Want to glare it to death right now?”

Before Wu Xie could answer, the taciturn bottle had silently put away his Black Gold Ancient Saber. Pan Zi’s hands trembled around his gun, while the Blood Corpse in the coffin... pulled the lid back over itself.

At the Cloud Top Palace, the System excitedly announced, “Ultimate clue detected ahead! According to this System’s analysis, behind the Bronze Gate is, ”