A monthly salary of 4,800, laughing every day, then suddenly dying of overwork.
Lin Mingren, an ordinary wage slave, transmigrates to a cultivation world after working himself to death. He thought he could lie flat and coast with a cheat, but then he discovered that here:
The four realms each have lower, middle, upper, and post-level stages, and breakthroughs are no easy feat.
Humans, demons, devils, and ghosts all coexist, and even the dead can cultivate as ghosts.
Resources are seized, connections are everything, and rogue cultivators are treated worse than dogs.
But he has a secret: he brought a head full of "useless" knowledge with him when he transmigrated:
The Dao De Jing really can be used to cultivate.
The Thirty-Six Heavenly Spirits and Seventy-Two Earthly Fiends are real.
Taizu Long Fist combined with fitness knowledge can land critical hits.
And so he began his own life of "playing it safe":
Farming, working, running errands, guarding posts, changing jobs, making a getaway...
From Qi Refining to Dao Ancestor, from wage slave to ruler of the myriad worlds,
he spends ten thousand years proving that you have to stay alive to deal damage, and only by keeping your head down can you become a god.