You Sent Me to College, So Why Am I Working as a Mercenary?

[Livestream Revelations + Mastermind Behind the Scenes + Extreme Contrast + Overwhelming Advantage + Lighthearted Comedy]

“We sent you to college, and you went off to become a mercenary? You even became the godfather behind the scenes of an African warlord?”

A reality show kicks off to a roaring start, livestreaming the real daily lives of college students across the country.

But when the cameras turn to Ma Bin, a fourth-year civil engineering student at Shanhe University, the whole show goes completely off the rails!

As the livestream goes on, layer after layer of Ma Bin’s utterly outrageous “overseas side gigs” is exposed without mercy:

His sophomore summer, he went to Eagle Sauce as a foreign Special Forces soldier and happened to parachute in and capture an enemy nation’s president alive?

Ma Bin: “That was just an NPC gig for a live-action airsoft game. The fake blood was pretty realistic, that’s all.”

In his junior year, he tutored online part-time, then used The Art of War and On Protracted War to direct African tribes in a bloody clash, single-handedly building a hundred-thousand-strong army of iron-blooded soldiers and overthrowing a country’s government?!

Ma Bin: “The client paid well for tutoring, so I casually taught them a few tactical maneuvers. Nothing wrong with earning some tuition money.”

Just as the whole internet is laughing at him for being nothing more than a rural agricultural technician, he turns around and convenes a top-level transoceanic military video conference.

Woken up in class, he casually predicts the course of the Russia-Ukraine war, leaving the entire internet gasping!

Netizens are completely dumbfounded: “You call this an ordinary college student? This damn guy is a demon godfather controlling the global situation!”

His counselor is in tears: “Ma Bin, please stop taking side jobs! At this rate, you’ll unite the whole planet!”