[Prehistoric: My master is Empress Nuwa, and I win people over with “physics”!]
After transmigrating into the prehistoric world, Chen Shuo becomes Empress Nuwa’s only male disciple. From the start, he faces Taishang Laozi’s attempt to establish the Human Religion and steal the human race’s fortune.
Chen Shuo says: Did you ask the sword in my hand?
Bound to the Great Dao Preaching System, Chen Shuo gets ahead of Taishang and establishes the “Confucian Religion,” cutting him off and protecting humanity!
But… why does his version of Confucianism seem so different from what all the beings of the prehistoric world imagined?
Everyone carries a [Gentleman’s Sword]: a massive, door-wide iron greatsword that puts all dissenters in their place!
Everyone studies [Lunyu]:
“A gentleman who is not weighty will not inspire awe” means: If you don’t hit hard, you can’t establish your authority!
“Since you have come, make yourself at home” means: Since the enemy has come, bury him right here!
“If a man hears the Dao in the morning, he may die content in the evening” means: If I learn the way to your house in the morning, you’ll be dead by night!
“The Master does not speak of strange forces and spirits” means: The Master doesn’t want to talk to you, so he’ll use his mighty strength to beat you senseless!
And so the human race’s whole style went completely off the rails.
Looking at the “scholars” filling the mountain, all bulging muscles and giant swords in hand, Taishang Laozi trembled with rage. “This is an insult to all things civilized! It’s nothing but a bandit’s den!”
Sect Master Tongtian: “Daoist friend Chen Shuo is my kindred spirit. The gates of the Jie Sect are always open to you!”
Looking at the mighty beings from across the heavens, beaten black and blue, Empress Nuwa rubbed her temples helplessly, her pretty face flushed with embarrassment. “You disobedient disciple! I told you to civilize humanity, not lead them in beating up the Sages!”
Damn it, I saw it well, why did you enter the dark room and why was it taken off the shelves?
Such a beautiful book, why was it removed from the shelves? ! ! !
This is a good work about ancient works, and it must be praised with five stars! ! ! !
Very beautiful, relatively new type.
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It looks good, why has it been taken off the shelves?
This book suits my taste
As heaven moves forward, a gentleman should constantly strive for self-improvement.
Pure prehistoric literature
This book is super good, come on!