The Whole Capital Is Shipping Me and the Governor of Yanzhou

【Two male leads + equally powerful + revelations via the sky screen + devoted husband + older top + face-slapping and scum-trampling + light supernatural elements + a little goofy + fictional setting】 【Purehearted, self-deluded rugged emperor VS gentle, refined, secretly ruthless Governor of Yanzhou】 The imperial treasury has been empty for years, and the court still owes its officials three months’ salary. Zhao Xuanzhang doesn’t even dare take an empress, though at least he has a loyal group of trusted ministers. Then one day, a sky screen appears overhead: 【Emperor Wu of Zhao has no idea that the imperial bodyguard who has fought by his side for years is plotting with the Duke of Cai to kill him!】 【The record keeper he personally appointed is actually a woman in disguise, and she wants to cut off his head for her lover!】 【His trusted heir-apparent friend brings him poisoned pastries every single day...】 【Emperor Wu of Zhao and the Governor of Yanzhou come to understand and cherish each other, and at last, when he is twenty-five, he makes him his empress!】 Zhao Xuanzhang: “Impossible... I’m not into men!” Then he sees that man approaching in flowing white robes. Zhao Xuanzhang blushes: “You’re quite the player, but I... will not give in!” Later, when one handsome confidant after another appears at the man’s side, Zhao Xuanzhang breaks down. He stops him in the middle of the night. “Let me feel your abs. I’m your one and only lawful husband!” Xiao Jingchen: “???” 【After Emperor Zhaowen ascended the throne, the imperial treasury overflowed, court officials’ salaries tripled, and foreign states bowed in submission. The realm prospered and its people lived in peace... Later generations honored him as the Sage Ancestor, an emperor for the ages!】 Zhao Xuanzhang: “What about me?!” The ministers all turn to look at him. “Your Majesty, perhaps you could step down first?”