After Being Reborn, I Eloped with the Immortal Sister

[2008, with one billion in cash] + [A laid-back homebody, Chen Lang, is ready to lie flat and collect rent] + [Liu Yifei catches him just as his collectible figure shop opens, then her mom and godfather take turns showing up to grill him about his background] + [The ultimate goal: under Liu Xiaoli's death glare, whisk her precious daughter off to fish and eat barbecue skewers without getting beaten to death]