The Cultivation World Is Experiencing a Malfunction

The Celestials descended, the Immortal Path collapsed, and the Immortal-Banning Decree sent the world completely “glitching.” When spiritual energy was turned into 5G network signals, flying swords were refitted as shared bikes you had to scan and pay to use, and everyone carried a “magic treasure” phone that could play rune videos and order takeout... In this ridiculous era, someone even more ridiculous had to step up. And so, the “Everything Shop”... no, the “Cultivation Workshop” opened for business. Our motto: If you pay, we’ll take the job. We’ll slay gods and slaughter immortals, or fix your toilet!