Mom! Please Stop Getting Famous, Our Family's Already the King of Scandals

[Transmigrating into a book + System + entertainment industry + comedy + feel-good revenge + accidentally becoming famous + slacking off]

I transmigrated into the entertainment industry’s biggest scandal magnet. The original host was about to jump off a building when I was bound to a System that keeps has-been stars alive.

The task: rack up over a hundred million scandals and become so washed-up no one can find me. Fail, and I die!

I tried desperately to get myself killed: insulting top-tier stars, slacking off on variety shows, and going after fake sweethearts. But the more outrageous I got, the more famous I became. The whole internet praised me for being real and outspoken.

A brooding director secretly fell for me, and I forced a hypocritical movie star to apologize. Watching myself become a huge star, I nearly wept:

I’ll never be a has-been in this lifetime!