Boonie Bears Horror Tales: What’s Wrong With Me, Logger Vick, Just Lying Flat?

As rule-based horrors engulfed the world and chosen ones from every nation struggled to survive amid the supernatural, Lin Feng, who had just transmigrated, was selected and sent into an SSS-rank death instance: Bear Ridge.

While everyone else trembled in terror, Lin Feng looked at his bald head in the mirror and the bears outside, then burst out laughing.

How is this hell? It’s my happy place!

[Rule One: You must chop down ten trees every day]

Chosen ones from other countries chopped desperately, only to be devoured by the trees’ resentment and turned into fertilizer for the forest.

Lin Feng slumped into a rocking chair. “My back hurts. I’m not going. If Boss Li asks, tell him the bear was causing trouble again.”

[Rule Two: You must never refuse any request from Xiong Da or Xiong Er]

Faced with the terrifying, twisted bear brothers who stalked them at every turn, others fled in fear.

Lin Feng whipped out some honey candy. “Xiong Da, Xiong Er, try this! How about we have a chat, the three of us?”

When the chosen ones were driven to the brink by contradictory rules, breaking down in an impossible dilemma where chopping trees turned you into one, but refusing meant being judged, Lin Feng was calmly munching sunflower seeds and haggling with the corrupted King Jijie. He fished life-saving herbs out of trap soup and turned a terrifying trial into a comedy routine.

He gradually discovered that the corrupted Bear Ridge had only one core rule: play Bald Qiang well.

When the “Observer” imposed its ultimate rule and the horrors of his entire childhood universe descended together, Lin Feng joined forces with Pleasant Goat, Wolffy, and Doraemon to unleash the ultimate skill: universal slacking off.

“So what if I’m Bald Qiang and I lie flat?”

“The real way to clear the game is to live like a kid should.”