Global Paranormal Events: From the Start, I Knock Out the Slit-Mouthed Woman with a Brick

A century ago, the uncanny descended, and terror became reality. The Slit-Mouthed Woman, the Midnight Ringing, The Grudge, A Nightmare on Elm Street... Countless monsters governed by strange rules ran rampant, and humanity could barely cling to survival by awakening Sequences. After transmigrating, Lin Que discovered that this world had no horror movies at all. He was the only one who knew every monster's weakness! And on Awakening Day, he became bound to the world's only Mythic Sequence: the Yin Emperor! From then on, the entire uncanny world went completely off the rails. While others were scared out of their wits by the Slit-Mouthed Woman's question, Lin Que smashed a brick into her jaw: “Making noise in the middle of the night? Ever heard of a good old-fashioned exorcism by force?” While everyone else avoided Sadako, Lin Que yanked her straight out of the television: “Since you're already here, mop the floor before you leave.” Faced with Freddy Krueger, he set up a wok of hot oil and fried him until golden on both sides. Faced with Jason, the immortal killer, he stripped off his gear on the spot and put it on himself. When an indescribable projection of Cthulhu descended, the whole world despaired. Lin Que pulled out his Judge's Brush and wrote in a few bold strokes: “No visa, and you still dare to sneak in illegally? Get the fire going, everyone. We're having sizzling squid tonight!” When Western demons and the Sakura Empire's Hundred Ghosts tried to invade Great Xia, Lin Que donned an imperial robe. Behind him, the towering manifestations of Black and White Impermanence loomed as soul-hooking chains clattered: “This is the Underworld, a forbidden place for gods and ghosts!” “Since you've come, you're all going to work the screw line inside my book!”