My Fair Princess: Hear My Thoughts, and Xiaoyanzi Tears the Mean Girl Apart

[My Fair Princess] [Readers’ Advice] [Clear-Headed Female Lead] [Taking Down the Green Tea] [Feel-Good] Lin Youyou, a longtime My Fair Princess fan, opened her eyes to discover she had become the fetus inside Xiao Yanzi, the baby lost after Xiao Yanzi slipped while drying books! Her foolish mother was about to carry dozens of pounds of old books and slip on spilled tea. From inside the womb, Lin Youyou let out a groundhog-like scream: “Mom! Protect your belly! If you fall, not only will I be gone, but your position as Princess Consort will go to that green tea Zhi Hua!” Lin Youyou thought all she could do was fret helplessly, but Xiao Yanzi heard her thoughts and twisted in midair, saving the imperial baby by the skin of her teeth! From then on, the palace had one fewer miserable, resentful woman and one more Niohuru Xiao Yanzi! “Mom, Fifth Prince is hiding in the study just to give himself an excuse to get the Empress Dowager to foist a woman on him. He has no sense of responsibility!” “Mom, Ziwei is a two-faced snake. She’s urging Fifth Prince to take a concubine and planning to be best friends with Zhi Hua!” After hearing her daughter’s thoughts, Xiao Yanzi came to her senses, and her lovesick heart shattered into pieces! To hell with vows that the mountains crumble and heaven and earth unite! To hell with sworn sisters! Xiao Yanzi slapped the white-lotus Ziwei flying, kicked the scumbag Fifth Prince to the ground, then turned around and fled with all the gold, silver, and valuables she could carry! After leaving the palace, Lin Youyou stared at the handsome men filling the streets and drooled: “Mom! That white-clad young hero up ahead has an eight-pack! Hurry and make him my stepdad!”