I Play in the Premier League, So a Few Special Effects Are Only Natural

Lin Mo transmigrates to 2012 and gets the “Passionate Football System” from the start. Complete missions to unlock legendary moves from Inazuma Eleven and Captain Tsubasa! Of course, these are versions **[adjusted just a tiny bit by physics]**. And so, the Premier League takes a strange turn Rooney: “What the hell! Why does his shot come with a red tornado? The heat wave singed my front teeth!” Ronaldo: “His knuckleball defies science! That curve breaks the laws of gravity!” Messi: “Next to Lin Mo’s ‘Fried Meatball,’ my dribbling looks like slow motion.” Top officials at the Chinese Football Association: “That kid’s just lucky! Make him come back and write a self-criticism!” Sir Alex Ferguson: “A self-criticism? Anyone who lays a hand on my star player can get the hell out of football!” Looking at the third soccer ball he’s kicked to pieces, Lin Mo shrugs helplessly. “I’m really not cheating. This is called... Chinese kung fu.”