You Asked Me to Cross-Dress for a Laugh, Not Make the Whole Internet Fall for Me

A tribute to my favorite, Kai Xin Yuanyuan. Yuanyuan looks absolutely gorgeous in women's clothes. [Tags]: System / Livestream / Cross-dressing Expert / Hilarious / Comedy Antics / Tycoon I died suddenly from the start, transmigrated, and ended up a million yuan in debt. The Ultimate Comedy King System actually forced me to wear women's clothes and Livestream to pay it off! With no other choice if I wanted to survive, I started streaming with the face of a pure and alluring goddess who could bring ruin to a kingdom. Who knew the internet's most aggressively straight streamer, War Wolf, would challenge me to a call? Just as he had me blushing furiously and was about to send ten Super Rockets to stake his claim, I could take it no longer. In a rich, smoky voice even deeper than his, I roared, "Thanks, bro!" The whole internet exploded! War Wolf froze on the spot, and clips of the moment went viral overnight! From then on, I became the master whom every male streamer both loved and feared, winning over tycoons and putting gold-digging tea girls in their place. The whole internet begged me to give them a dose of "voice-silencing medicine"! But no one knew that once the truth came out, the goddess who had bewitched the world was just a hapless guy trying to pay off his debts and, while he was at it, buy a pack of Huazi cigarettes at the convenience store!