[Unlucky constitution + summons that sabotage their master + turning the tables in desperate situations + treasure hunting and getting rich]
Chen Xuan transmigrated and became bound to the Myriad Worlds: Ultimate Bad Luck Experience System.
The System said, “Other people defy fate to change their destiny when they cultivate immortality. You defy fate and invite death. Staying alive is your greatest achievement.”
It gave him three chances to summon something.
The first time, he summoned a slime that could drink spirit tea. It said, “Have a cup of tea to calm down. I only added a little of your blood.”
The second time, he summoned a mutt. The dog could read feng shui and sniff out treasures, but whenever it used its supernatural abilities, Chen Xuan was sure to have one mishap after another.
The third time, he summoned a little skeleton. It spent all day clutching its skull and wailing, “My fate is decided by Heaven, not by me.” Every time it finished crying, a calamity followed, and it always fell on Chen Xuan.
From then on, Chen Xuan lived a thrilling life of “three little bouts of bad luck every day, and one big disaster every five days.”
When he was being pursued, the mutt barked three times. It wasn't pointing out a path, but summoning a landslide that nearly buried Chen Xuan too.
When he was surrounded, the slime got drunk. It teleported the enemies away, but also made Chen Xuan's life-saving pills disappear.
When he was on the verge of death, the little skeleton's prophecy finally came true: the enemy was knocked out by a rock they had kicked loose themselves.
Clutching his wound, Chen Xuan stared at his three “living ancestors.” “Are you here to save me or to sabotage me?”
The slime handed him a cup of spirit tea. “Have a cup to calm your nerves. Though the tea leaves were crushed when you were being chased.”
When the whole world wanted him dead, it was a good thing his three summons were even crazier than the world.
When the System only wanted to watch him suffer, it was a good thing... Damn it, there was no good thing at all.
