Truth-Telling System + green tea scheming + face-slapping + workplace cleanup + wildly satisfying revenge
My green tea coworker takes credit for the proposal I stayed up all night working on, and my boss tells me to “keep the bigger picture in mind.”
My family pressures me to pay for my younger brother’s house, then calls me unfilial.
My blind date says I’m too old, then turns around and asks how much of the bride price he can get back.
That is, until I bind to the [Truth-Telling System], and from then on, I specialize in dealing with shameless people.
A coworker steals my credit? I play the recording of her begging me to do her work in front of everyone.
Relatives leech off me? I publicly post my brother’s IOUs for his gambling debts.
A scumbag tries to scheme against me? I smile and ask after the men’s health records he’s hiding at the hospital.
Everyone says I’ve gone crazy, until the company’s biggest client names me to lead their project and a rival firm offers me a fortune to jump ship.
The icy CEO, whom I once told that his cologne smelled like bug spray, corners me in the fire escape:
“You’re so good at insulting people. How about being my wife?
“Your job will be to drive my bloodsucking relatives crazy.”
The System suddenly sounds an alarm: [Warning! This person’s lies are 99.9% pure.]
I look at the weariness deep in his eyes and smile.
“Fine. Let’s sign an agreement first. Rule one: if you lie to me, I’ll make sure everyone at your company knows you watch SpongeBob and cry in the middle of the night.”
