Bound to the [Most Miserable Taoist System], the stunningly handsome Daoist Xuanming has just one goal: be as shameless as possible, rack up enough points, and hurry up and return to secular life!
So he sells fake talismans, swaps out offerings, and sets the plaza dance to a DJ remix of the Golden Light Mantra… He’ll do anything outrageous.
But just as he’s congratulating himself on completing the mission...
The hooligan who bought a fake talisman actually survives getting hit by a dump truck.
The offering apple he took a bite of gets enshrined by a wealthy tycoon as an auspicious relic.
The hypnotic plaza dance that goes viral across the internet cures an old lady’s chronic leg pain.
As the incense offerings grow and his followers become ever more fanatical, Xuanming clutches the System and breaks down in tears. “Please! I just want to leave the mountain and live like an ordinary person, going to bars, playing games, and chasing girls. Why do these followers keep making things up on their own?!”
Then an evil god descends, and countless lives are laid waste. At last, the System drops its disguise: “Host, the ultimate hidden mission, [Care for All Living Beings], has been activated.”
He was forced into shamelessness and ended up becoming a saint. This generation of followers is impossible to manage!
