Don't Go Too Crazy! After I Became a Bride, My Husband Flirts Better Than I Do

Gender-bender + gender swap + period novel + transmigrate into a book + two wives marry a pair of rough brothers + unhinged antics After an accident during the foreplay before his wedding night, the handsome Su Li suddenly discovers that he has transmigrated into a book. Fine, he’s transmigrated. But why has he become a stunning yet doomed wife in a period novel? And the worst part is still to come! Good news: He’s transmigrated right into a wedding chamber! Bad news: He’s become a pretty little bride, and he’s the one being taken! Insane news: His wife has transmigrated into the same book as his sister-in-law, and she’s being taken in the room next door! Who can he even complain to about this? Su Liyue is rebellious to the core and always wanted to rise above everyone else. Now she goes completely berserk, mouthing off to her rough husband, fending off perverts, beating up scumbags, and tormenting the heroine... Su Liyue declares, “If all you sisters come at me, I’ll blow up the whole planet!” “My reputation precedes me, for better or worse. The past is the past. Now I’m a freak!” A kid who accidentally wanders into the middle of an argument is scared to tears. “Uncle Lu, your wife’s gone crazy!” Everyone else: “We’ve seen plenty of people who bend over backward to please others, but someone who goes out of her way to make people hate her? That’s a first!” But who could have guessed? As the chaos continues, the plot goes completely off the rails! The heroine, supposedly blessed by fate, becomes a hated pariah, while she, a foolish and shameless vixen, transforms into the leading lady. She makes a scene, and he just laughs! But as the chaos goes on, Su Liyue suddenly realizes her whole world has collapsed! Good news: My wife is pregnant! Bad news: I’m not the father, and I never could be! Insane news: I’m pregnant with twins too! My world really has collapsed! Just let it all burn. I’m so tired of this!