Harry Potter: Thanks for Asking, I Just Raised James into a Hopeless Romantic

[I can flirt with handsome guys. What’s it to you?] Adopted by the Potter family at the age of ten, Ivelia made a grand vow: one day, she would marry an unbelievably handsome man. To that end, she started “scouting” eagerly around Godric's Hollow as a child. But every time she approached someone she fancied, her unrelated older brother, James, would appear out of nowhere and ruin everything. At long last, she made it to Hogwarts, where handsome guys were everywhere. It was practically paradise. She had just managed to make a handsome senior Ravenclaw blush when that familiar figure blocked her path again. The boy advanced step by step, his eyes deep behind his glasses. “Am I not handsome enough?” he asked in a low voice, trapping her in the play of light and shadow at the stairwell landing. “You like handsome guys anyway, so why not choose me?”