On the Night of the Strange Tales’ Arrival, I Opened an Ark Farm

【Cthulhu Mythos + Farming + Post-Apocalyptic Survival + System】 When indescribable eldritch gods descend through rifts in the sky, the whole world becomes prey to their nightmares. In his previous life, Su Zhou starved to death in a basement. This time, he was reborn seven days before the disaster and bound to the Old Gods Evasion System. But all he got was a farming starter pack: three seeds, ten kilograms of soil that could transform pollution, a safehouse blueprint, and a filter that made every being see him as an "ordinary passerby." Then the apocalypse came. While others struggled to survive in the pollution, he grew strawberries and tomatoes in his basement with Cthulhu-grade fertilizer. While others ran for their lives from aberrations, his crops could evolve ordinary people, empower the awakened, and turn eldritch gods into excellent "fertilizer." Then one day, a squad of would-be saviors, out of food and ammunition, knocked on his door in despair. They were greeted by a wall of hydroponic vegetables, Su Zhou eating hot pot, and his warm invitation: "You must be hungry. Here, I just picked these. Help yourself." The squad leader was about to burst into grateful tears when the aloof "false god" who had been silent until then suddenly spoke: "What will you trade for the food you grew?" Su Zhou looked at this top-tier Cthulhu entity, who had been so far above him in his previous life, and smiled innocently. "Easy. Help me kill someone."