A Hundredfold Rebate: You Can't Imagine How Much Money I Have

【A no-brainer wish-fulfillment story, with a satisfying face-slapping payoff in every chapter】 On the first day the System bound itself to me, it said: “If you don't spend a million today, I'll erase you.” I laughed right then and there. I'm Qin Hao, a food delivery guy in the urban village, with 482.6 yuan in my bank account. You want me to spend a million in one day? Fine. I'll spend it. My ex is showing off her romance at a fancy restaurant? I'll buy out the whole place and make her boyfriend pay the bill. A rich second-generation guy calls me a nouveau riche loser at a bar? I'll buy the bar and kick him out. The whole city laughs at me for being an idiot with more money than sense after I buy a piece of wasteland? Three days later, a hot spring is discovered there. My ex comes crawling back to get together again? I'll casually buy her new boyfriend's company. Later on, The spending limit becomes ten million, a hundred million, then a billion. I go from a spendthrift everyone laughs at to the man the whole city wants to see spend his money. Then one day, a beautiful CEO comes to find me: “I've been watching you for a long time. You're the best spender I've ever met.” I'm just about to be modest when the System suddenly speaks up: “Host, today's spending limit is ten billion. If you don't spend it all, I'll really erase you.” I fall silent. The beautiful CEO smiles: “What is it? Scared?” I look at her, then at my bank balance. Then I open my phone and book a plane ticket. “Come on. Let's go buy an island.” 【Reading Guide】 · Protagonist: Can do nothing except spend money · Antagonists: Have learned nothing except how to get face-slapped · System: A professional debt collector, nagging you every day to spend a hundred million · Wish-fulfillment density: At least two face-slapping moments per chapter, so readers never have to feel frustrated for more than three minutes