
Bro, If You Keep Simping for the Heroine, I’m Running Away with the Blond Guy
哥,你再舔女主我就跟黄毛私奔
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 221k Words
- Genre
- Modern Romance
- Subgenre
- Youth Sweet Romance
- Updated
- 5mo ago
- English
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Synopsis
Other names
- Shocking! The Blond I Hired Is the Richest Man's Heir惊!我花钱雇的黄毛是首富太子爷Alternate title on Fanqie
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I finished reading it in one go this morning, it was so satisfying! The plot is so novel: the female lead's brother is the "second male lead," a sucker who gets used as a blood bag by a scumbag and a woman. Our clever Ningning takes the plunge, haha, and finds the male lead, this "blonde-haired guy," to be her co-star.
It's so good! The younger sister is a cunning little white rabbit, and the older brother really loves her. The battle of wits between the two is fantastic! Although the older brother gets entangled with the "devoted second male lead," his heart still belongs to his sister. She's kind-hearted and intelligent—it's truly a wonderful read! Author, please keep updating!
This is so good! The female lead is such a cunning little white rabbit! I read the synopsis carefully, and the female lead is always very clear-headed. Oh my god, what amazing writing! It's so good! If it doesn't fall apart, it'll be a masterpiece!
I've seen many comments saying the female lead is a "simp" (obsessed with the male lead). We readers have an omniscient perspective, didn't we? Didn't you read the synopsis? It says the male lead is the richest man, and the female lead, after awakening her powers, knows the later plot and is also cunning. Besides, I didn't see any "simp" behavior at all; the male lead's reciprocation was good.
The premise is very interesting. So far, I enjoy watching the development between the female lead and her brother the most. The male lead is a bit like a tool, everything is to serve the plot. The author writes about family affection in a particularly cute way. It's very interesting to watch the female lead annoy her brother. It's especially funny in the middle of the night. Worth following!
Waaaaah, it's so good! The plot is so original. It's unbelievable how low the rating is! Author, please update more frequently! 🥺🥺 The character relationships can even be changed [rolls eyes][rolls eyes][rolls eyes], it's boring, the previous ones were much better.
Okay, I've successfully finished reading it, though. It would have been absolutely amazing if there were extra chapters, but I respect that there aren't. (It seems like I'm just politely ordering food, okay?) (I don't know if there will be extra chapters, but seeing "finished" makes me so nervous! If there were, I would love this book even more!!!!)
The story is original and hilarious. The female lead is so cute! ◍˃ᵕ˂◍ The older brother is an interesting siscon, but unfortunately, he's a simp who ends up with a bad ending (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ). However, the female lead tries to "transform" her brother, and her acting is phenomenal—that part is especially funny. It's still ongoing, so author, please update soon! ٩(๛ ˘ ³˘)۶❤
*Cough cough* Sound test, sound test, so good it makes you grit your teeth! I'm a country bumpkin, I just love watching this kind of brotherly lovey-dovey, brain-numbing, second male lead's stupid things he has to do, but after washing it off, the senior he wants to find is even more awesome! I'd call him the strongest, invincible, awesome! Okay, sisters, Liu Yifei fans, you can watch it lying down, watch it when you wake up, just watch it! ✅
I finished reading it in one go!!! It was so good, the plot was so tight, I'm praying the author updates soon 🥰🥰🥰