My name is Tian Xiaobai. I just wanted to be a happy, carefree college student, but I ran my mouth during my family's spirit-medium ritual and got humiliated on the spot by a big shot who called himself the Immortal Lord of Wolong Mountain. Not only did he livestream my embarrassing past, he also accurately predicted the date of my death one year from now.
I thought that was bad enough?
Soon I discovered that this Immortal Lord was an irritable, sharp-tongued white-haired fox spirit who moonlighted as the "security guard" for my family's ancestral spirit board.
And that beat-up spirit board of ours isn't some kind of blessing-granting artifact at all. It's a broken gate imprisoning a super evil entity! And the damn key is me!
Now the evil entity is stirring, my Third Uncle has been in a bizarre car accident, and my dad is chasing me through the night with an axe... Meanwhile, the Immortal Lord Bai Yi, who saved my life, got beaten back to his true form while trying to rescue me. He's nothing but a single strand of fur now!
To make matters worse, a fox core was planted inside me, and I've awakened my family's utterly troublesome bloodline. It gives me incredible strength, but with the side effect of turning me into the evil entity's favorite little snack, complete with 24-hour precise tracking!
If I want to stay alive, I can only grit my teeth and...
(The Fox Immortal boss is demanding I get back to work, evil entities are delivering themselves to my door, and the attending physician here has an aggressive treatment plan... Help, I just want to go back to studying!)
