A hilarious new story: your reverse-transmigration survival guide!
Other people's transmigration: The prince falls for me, the System gives me cheat powers, and I get rich farming with my pocket dimension!
My transmigration: A crazy beauty locks me up in his courtyard and forces me to remember that cup of Irish coffee, so he can blow up his empire?!
The story of how I nearly became "the first person in history to be sacrificed because she couldn't remember a coffee recipe":
Li Xiaomeng, an outstanding employee in her previous life, is now a little cutie on the run from the general's household in the Zaiyue Kingdom, and a walking magnet for bad luck.
She only wants to keep her head down, survive the household intrigues, and lie low. But her immediate superior, the stunningly beautiful, cross-dressing, spendthrift Fourth Young Master, has a screw loose!
He insists that the Irish coffee in my head is actually the coordinates for an intercontinental missile capable of a precision strike on the imperial family?!
And so...
✳️ Other maids serve tea and water. I'm forced to meditate on the aroma of coffee and recall the texture of the milk foam every day... My KPIs are more ridiculous than writing weekly reports!
✳️ Other young masters give their maids hairpins and bracelets. The Fourth Young Master gives me a copy of The Record of Strange Visitors and a token made from refined bones, along with a cold laugh: "Be good. Remember it, and I'll spare you from having your soul scattered."
✳️ Other people escape prison by digging tunnels. I escape by... by staying alive on a cup of imaginary coffee?! I barely make it three zhang beyond the gate before the gold-inlaid tracking bell around his orange cat's neck jingles me right back to my cell!
1. Hilarious doesn't mean ridiculous. You might end up with chills down your spine after laughing (Fourth Young Master: Oh?)
2. Transmigration + power struggles + fantasy + coercive romance. There are a lot of elements, so buckle up.
3. The male lead is a truly crazy beauty. Not for the faint-hearted (but once you're in, you'll be hooked).
4. The heroine's CPU is overloaded year-round, but a worker's soul is...
The social beast is transformed into the key to the destruction of the world, and the sickly Fourth Young Master: Be good, help me blow up the palace. Super beautiful. Updating...