Top of the Scoring Charts, and You Call Me a Castoff from the National Team?

Luo Yi went abroad to chase his dream, only to be blacklisted by the U-20 national team and have his contract terminated?! The System arrived late but came through, packaging the ultimate combo: Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, and Cristiano Ronaldo all in one! At his first training session with Herende, players from the Gimbap Country tried to get mouthy. His stepovers left them flailing like footage from a documentary, and his thunderous shot gave the goalkeeper a reaction-face meme. Keyboard warriors: “Total fluke!” In his Serie A debut, he scored a stoppage-time winner. In the Champions League against Tottenham, he delivered a stunning wonder goal, plus a goal and an assist. The comment section instantly turned into a chorus of “Sorry, Brother Yi!” The Xia Football Association groveled: “Come be the dad of the national team!” Ronaldo himself called him his “personal disciple.” Fans: Please kick the lid off Xia Football’s coffin!