You Told Me to Live Off a Woman, So How Did I Become the Nation's Husband?

Losing his job and getting evicted, Luo Yao thought he was the most miserable person ever to transmigrate into the modern world. Then one night, drunk, he ran into Jiang Nanzhi, the nation’s beloved goddess. One wild night later, his System awakened and rewarded him with a luxury apartment overlooking the river! He thought he’d reached the peak of life, but a few months later, a superstar cornered him at the hospital. “I’m pregnant. It’s yours.” Seeing her tearful, aggrieved eyes and her swollen belly, Luo Yao’s scalp prickled. Don’t want to work hard anymore? System: “The Host wishes to lie flat. Awarding top-tier skills!” Luo Yao: “Wait, this live-off-someone-else System might actually let me win without lifting a finger?”