My Wife Had Me Committed to a Psychiatric Hospital, and the Gods Cheered

I woke up one day to find myself a madman in a psychiatric hospital. My wife had drugged me and sent me here, stealing the company worth five billion yuan from me. I meant to bide my time and take revenge, but then I uncovered the hospital's shocking secret... Every night, my fellow patients meditated and practiced cultivation! The crazy second patient was the Primordial Heavenly Venerable, the irritable third was the Heavenly Lord of the Way and Its Power, and the silent fourth was Erlang Shen. The director was the Grand Supreme Elderly Lord, the nurse was Nezha, and even the cafeteria lady was the Queen Mother of the West! Three thousand ancient deities were being held here, secretly restoring their powers in the Age of Declining Dharma. “Kid, want revenge?” The Grand Supreme Elderly Lord handed me a copy of the Heart-Calming Art. “Cultivate with us, and we'll help you get back everything you lost, a hundredfold!” From then on, I played the fool by day and cultivated by night. On the day I was discharged, my wife was celebrating at my company. I descended from the sky on my sword, with the phantom forms of the Monkey King and a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers behind me. “Darling, I hear you want to be the chairwoman?” “Did you ask me first?”