Pacifier in Mouth, I Blow Up the Prince's Manor: My Scumbag Dad Cries That This Is Absurd

[Super-strong cutie + futuristic gadgets + the male lead’s road to winning her back + tea-green schemers get crushed]

Tyrant Chu Beiming, the Great Qian dynasty’s greatest killer, was just about to write a divorce letter and cast aside the ungrateful daughter of the prime minister.

Suddenly, a deafening crash!

The wall had collapsed!

A three-year-old bundle of joy with a pacifier in her mouth came charging in on a pink toy excavator and pointed at him, cursing him out:

“Chu Beiming! If you dare divorce my mother, I’ll bury you!”

Everyone stared in horror. “Where did this assassin come from?!”

Chu Beiming sneered. “Drag her out and execute her.”

The next moment, the little girl caught a nine-ring broadsword with her bare hands, then pulled a laser water gun out of her pants pocket.

“Looks like you need to be taught who’s boss in this family!”

Later.

“Your Highness! The little princess knocked out the neighboring kingdom’s crown prince’s teeth!”

Chu Beiming: “Does your hand hurt? Bring me my golden wound medicine!”