Infinite Game: When the Immortal Venerable Became a Loofah

[Scheming Immortal Venerable Bottom x Reserved, Devoted Top]

Lin Wukui was an Immortal Venerable who ruled over the four seas and eight wildernesses, but somehow transmigrated into an infinite game and became... a loofah?

Yes, that's right, a plump, tender green loofah.

Lin Wukui: "Ha ha." When people are utterly speechless, they laugh. It might look like he's come to terms with it, but really, he's just out of options.

A glitch in the infinite game System awakened an absurdly overpowered player skill in Lin Wukui:

As long as he shouted, "Young man, you're too hotheaded. Have a bowl of loofah soup," he could force-feed people loofah soup that restored their SAN value.

Lin Wukui: "..." How bizarre, how creepy! I'd better just quietly cultivate for five thousand years.

Just then, Yu Chou, a top player in the game whose SAN value was on the verge of collapse, stumbled into the instance where Lin Wukui was.

Yu Chou had lost all reason. He was splattering blood through the jungle, his dagger less than an inch from the loofah vine.

Forced to act, Lin Wukui shouted, "Young man, you're too hotheaded. Have a bowl of loofah soup."

Even an S-rank player like Yu Chou had to stop everything he was doing and drink the loofah soup obediently.

After Yu Chou was forced to drink ninety-nine bowls of loofah soup, his SAN value finally returned to normal. Lin Wukui also accumulated merit and successfully took human form.

The big shot needed loofah to restore his SAN value, and the loofah needed the big shot to protect him.

And so their fates intertwined: one fought while the other talked, one cut through every instance while the other saved all living beings.