The Empress Declared War on Eight Nations? I Chopped Her to Mince
女帝宣战八国？我把她砍成臊子
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- Historical
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- Historical High-Concept
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- 13d ago
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- You Can Lift a Cauldron? I Can Take a Meteor Head-On!你力能扛鼎？我能硬抗陨石！Alternate title on Fanqie
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@ (Author), please don't reply so frequently and answer such low-quality questions, wasting your energy and mood. Just respond to He Li's doubts and non-sensitive topics. In novel writing, it's very unbecoming for an author to "fight" with readers, and it severely damages your reputation with casual readers. So, whether you "win" or "lose" in the "fight," it won't benefit you. Also, your writing is truly fantastic, absolutely superb! 👍👍👍 The plot, scope, and pacing are all top-notch. 😘
This is a very good, invincible, and exhilarating novel. The martial arts prowess is indeed far superior. The only hope now is that the later part doesn't follow the trope of taking in an empress. Several novels have this kind of transmigration and rebellion against the court, and then suddenly, the empress is whitewashed and taken into the harem.
This is the first time I've seen an anti-Qing historical novel on Tomato, and it even got approved by Shanghai! Even if it's similar to other works, I'll give it a good review and keep it up! Even if it gets worse later, it won't change anything 😄 The first 5 stars were for the courage to write the book, and the current 7 stars are for the content of the book. They don't conflict. 🤭
This is the most satisfying time-travel novel I've ever read. It's not just as satisfying as typical wish-fulfillment novels. The protagonist doesn't follow the traditional path of feigning weakness to gain power, submitting to the court, and then leading an army to rebel. Instead, he truly embodies historical figures who rise up in rebellion. It's fast-paced and decisive. I hope the author maintains this writing style; if it doesn't have a bad ending, it will be a masterpiece. 🥰
Management? What's the point of management with this cheat-like ability? What's the use of fighting dozens or hundreds of enemies at a time? Just go straight to the rear of the Wild Boars, kill 500 a day, and you'll be invincible in half a year.
Similar to previous stories where characters are killed off from death row to become kings, but the protagonist is more decisive and the progression is faster. Overall, it's a smooth read without any suppression of combat power or excessive focus on internal affairs like training subordinates. It's purely about exhilarating battles! 🥰🥰🥰
Currently, it seems to be in the upper-middle range on Tomato (a Chinese online literature platform). The early plot is relatively slow, focusing on development and farming, unlike the current mainstream Tomato style of one-shot kills. From the moment you conquer territory, there are more battles, and the individual combat skills are very strong. Reading most of it was quite enjoyable.
Please remember this is a female-oriented world when reading this article, don't just focus on the exciting battles 🙂
The main focus is on exhilarating combat. While the management aspects might have some flaws, the fighting is undeniably satisfying, reminiscent of the exhilarating feeling of stacking up damage in a roguelike game and then unleashing a devastating attack.
Why is the rating so low? It feels great! I'm looking for a superhumanly powerful ancient Chinese fantasy novel where you can dominate the world single-handedly without needing any ridiculously perfect strategies.