“Yue Fei was inferior to Qin Hui? The First Emperor was a ruler who doomed his dynasty? The Jurchen brought civilization? Keyboard warriors, have some shame!”
Su Chen fires back at the conspiracy theorists. The next moment, he’s pulled into an Emperor Chat Group. [I want eternal life and a dynasty that lasts forever] [Three Kingdoms Battle Royale] [A bowl to start with]…
Li Shimin: What do you think of the Xuanwu Gate Incident?
Zhu Yuanzhang: Will the Ming dynasty last forever?
Zhu Di: My dad isn’t in this chat group, is he?
Meanwhile, Su Chen starts sharing the emperors’ embarrassing historical secrets, and the group erupts!
Ying Zheng: “Burning books? Who recorded that video of me failing to find immortality?!”
Li Shimin: “The Alliance at the Wei River… I’ll trade my Zhenguan governance guide for its deletion!”
Zhu Yuanzhang: “Who made my shovel-faced mug into a meme?!”
Su Chen is having a blast, until late that night, every ID lights up with a golden imperial emblem, and a chorus of private messages arrives:
“Mr. Su, we invite you to take up your brush and help us govern the empire and its history, ”
“Or perhaps we should first discuss the ‘Spendthrift Rulers Ranking’ you just made. Emperor Yang of Sui is already on his way with a knife.”
