After transmigrating to the Great Tang and becoming a bandit, Li Yunfeng awakens an Emotion Treasure Chest System and turns his mountain stronghold into a paradise!
He kidnaps a woman who calls herself “Xiao Li” to be his bride, and she spends every day engrossed in hot pot and barbecue, so happy she forgets all about going home.
Then he kidnaps her “mother” too, only for her to turn around and become the mother-in-law urging him to consummate the marriage.
A dark-faced middle-aged man calling himself “Old Li” comes to see him. Li Yunfeng finds him annoying, so he casually kidnaps him too!
He thinks the man will threaten to kill himself, but after experiencing life in the stronghold, he completely lets loose!
“What kind of lousy emperor would want that job? Being a bandit is much more fun!”
Before long, the officials are at a loss: How did the Great Tang end up without an emperor?
Only when court ministers and commoners alike flock to Black Wind Stronghold does Li Yunfeng realize: Have I accidentally “kidnapped” the Great Tang out of existence?
The Turkic khagan sends thousands of cattle and sheep overnight, asking only for a spot on the list of captives:
“Kidnap me! Kidnap me! I’d even wash dishes in the stronghold!”
Li Yunfeng looks at the palaces of every country in the world and smiles.
“Don’t rush. One at a time. I’m kidnapping the whole world!”
