My Childhood Sweetheart Yang Mi Is Smitten with Me, a Lazybones

A 996 wage slave on Earth stayed up all night gaming and died suddenly. When he opened his eyes, he had transmigrated into a parallel world as a baby, with two powerful buffs: perfect memory and maxed-out comprehension!

Even more unbelievably, the little girl next door was Yang Mi. The two bickered as they grew up, and as soon as they were old enough to marry, their parents marched them off to register their marriage.

All I want is to lie flat and live like a lazy fish: get up early to practice martial arts and stay fit, spend the day gaming, writing novels, and fishing, then watch dramas with Mimi at night. What could be better?

Thanks to my perfect memory, I skipped three grades and entered Yanda at 15. By 18, I had graduated and achieved financial freedom by writing hit novels from Earth. My gaming skills were also unmatched online.

While gaming, I ran into the hopeless noob Chen He, who clung to me until we became sworn buddies. Then, while I was traveling and fishing, he dragged me onto the set of Keep Running.

From then on, the entertainment industry gained a sharp-tongued, laid-back top-tier star:

Deng Chao tries to act cool? “You’re getting on in years. Stop forcing that persona. Aren’t you tired?”

Lu Han acts delicate? “Your face is paler than Mimi’s, and you’re weaker than my cat.”

A pretty young star tries to ride my coattails? “With acting like yours, even the supporting characters in my novels have more life.”

Haters accuse me of acting like a diva? I go straight on livestream and show them screenshots of my billion-yuan royalties. “Do I look like I need to use variety shows for publicity?”

A villain frames Mimi? I show off my martial arts on the spot and send him straight to prison!

The whole internet goes wild: “Lin Chen is the laziest top-tier star in entertainment, the most fiercely devoted husband, and the undisputed king of sharp tongues!”

Lin Chen holds his fishing rod in his mouth, glances at Yang Mi beside him, and rolls his eyes. “Quiet. Once I catch this fish, I’ll go with you to record a variety show and mooch some food and drinks.”

Yang Mi: “...Who’s mooching food and drinks? You’re the one who won’t leave me alone!”