The Empress Draws Her Sword to Kill Me, but the Whole School Thinks It’s Training

【Everyone’s Wild Misconceptions】+【Comedy】+【God-Tier Cards】+【Ridiculously Overpowered】 After transmigrating into a world of cards, Chen Fan awakens a ten-star divine card from the start: 【Blood-Clad Empress】! He thinks he’s gotten the best possible start, but when he checks her stats, his heart sinks. 【Loyalty: -100 (She dreams of cutting you down)】 【Special Trait: No Mercy, Not Even for Family (Prioritizes attacking her Host)】 To stay alive, Chen Fan sprints frantically around the awakening platform while the Empress chases him with a sword. But to the onlookers, the whole scene looks completely different: The principal is moved to tears: “Good heavens! He’s already pushing himself through extreme-pressure training right after awakening? What incredible dedication!” His classmates worship him: “Is that the legendary movement technique? He can actually predict the Empress’s sword moves!” With no other choice, Chen Fan can only keep acting, tears in his eyes. Out of mana? He summons a powerless 【Ultraman Tiga】 to stage a shameless collision, earning a reputation as a god of causal law! The Empress is hungry? He shoves a serving of 【Supreme Egg Fried Rice】 at her, and is hailed as a master beast tamer! Years later, Chen Fan stands at the pinnacle of the world. Facing a crowd of reporters, he spreads his hands helplessly: “To be honest, at the beginning, I really just wanted to stay alive…”