You Degenerate Disciple, I Really Just Want to Enjoy My Retirement!

[Invincible + Master and Disciple + Disciples Pursuing Their Master + Lighthearted Comedy + Multiple Heroines] After transmigrating to a cultivation world, Lu Changsheng gets a Laid-Back Master System. As long as his disciples grow stronger, he can level up while lying around. He plans to take on a few good-for-nothing disciples, teach them whatever, and enjoy a quiet retirement at his sect, drinking tea and raising birds. But who could have guessed that every disciple matched to him by the System would be more unusual than the last? His eldest disciple is a reborn empress, aloof and haughty: “Master, this time, let me spoil you!” His second disciple is the demon sect’s holy maiden, born with an alluring constitution: “Master, I just learned a new massage technique. Let me try it on you~” His third disciple is the Saint of Ten Thousand Poisons, a yandere loli: “Master is mine! Anyone who tries to take him will be poisoned to death!” Looking at the room full of wicked disciples, Lu Changsheng breaks down: “I taught you to cultivate, but you want to... rebel against your master and destroy your ancestors?!” “Please, have mercy and leave your master alone! I really just want to retire!” Years later, Lu Changsheng stands at the summit of the Myriad Worlds, looking at the group of empresses behind him who were once his disciples, and sighs helplessly: “This life of being kept... really is sweet.”