The Demon Venerable in My Novel Wants to Kill Me

A novelist transmigrates into Lin Mo, a cannon-fodder character in his own abandoned xianxia novel, just as the Demon Venerable grips Lin Mo by the throat and recites his lines. “Three years have passed. This Venerable has returned…” Lin Mo blurts out, “…and the first thing you do is sign up for health insurance?” The Demon Venerable's CPU burns out. [Ding! Logic failure detected! Myriad Things Editing System activated!] From then on, the world becomes Lin Mo's draft paper. He gives the arrogant hero a “socially anxious” personality and writes “healthy living” into the villains' daily routines. Until the will of the original story descends in human form to erase Lin Mo, the virus. Lin Mo grins, with a crowd of awakened characters standing behind him. “Allow me to introduce my top reader, and my equal-ranked king.” This time, we'll write the ending with our own hands.