Honkai: Star Rail: Raising Ruan Sheng as a Black, and You Still Want to Slacken Off?

[Honkai: Star Rail]+ [Tentacle Monster]+ [Ohohohohoho],

[Note: My book got no traction during the trial period, so I’ve gotten a little discouraged. Some chapters may come off a bit weird. I’m really sorry!]

Let’s get straight to the point: I’m a walking disaster. I can make the Masked Fools lose it on the spot, and Ms. Herta can’t get enough of me.

But all I want is to sleep until the heat death of the universe.

I was just taking a walk down the street.

Her (Sparkle)’s brain was mashed to a pulp by invisible tentacles, and she let out a broken laugh.

Her: “This feels… damn good!”

Me (coldly): “You’re nuts.”

I just wanted to catch up on some sleep.

She (Herta) picked the lock on my door and woke me up with some nonsense like, “Your mom’s here.”

Her: “Get up and run some tests, my good son.”

Me (breaking down): “Sis, please, just let me sleep for a while!”

I’m just an ordinary wage slave! Why do you people keep imagining all this weird stuff?

(Flips the table) Whose script went wrong, anyway?!