The Sage Emperor of Inspired Words: After My Words Became Blessed, the Entire Court Exploded

Synopsis: [Transmigrated into history's most ill-fated disgraced crown prince, I talked my way onto the throne] On the first day Su Wuwang transmigrated into the body of a disgraced crown prince confined to the cold palace, he gnawed on a stale bun and cursed, “I can't go on living like this!” The very next second, the palace wall collapsed, burying the assassins who had come to kill him. That's when he realized his words had come true, and not just a little: it was like he had Wi-Fi to the underworld! Other people fight for the throne with intrigue and bloodshed. Su Wuwang fights for the throne by saying, “I don't want to be emperor!” The throne explodes, the new emperor gets knocked unconscious by a flying dragon's head, and the imperial seal stamps the succession edict all by itself. The entire court kneels and begs, “Your Majesty! Please ascend the throne!” Su Wuwang clings to a pillar and wails, “I really just want a hot meal... and to keep my hair!” [The daily life of a reluctant savior] The Xiongnu threaten the northern frontier? He grumbles, “Can't you stop all this fighting?” That night, a once-in-a-century blizzard hits the Xiongnu camp, and the shivering Chanyu sends ten carts of cattle and sheep to sue for peace. Floods ravage Jiangnan? He casually says, “Let the rain stop.” The result is three months of clear skies. The drought gets so bad that the people kneel and cry, “Your Majesty! Please take back your divine powers!” Su Wuwang breaks down. “I just said it without thinking!” [The harem? No, it's a curse-based therapy group] Lin Wan'er, the socially anxious consort, is cursed by his “Stay away from me” into becoming deeply shy around people. But she unexpectedly awakens a talent for governing, and processes memorials three times faster than the cabinet. Qin Zhanxue, the laughing general, is cursed by his “Stop frowning all the time” into having an absurdly low threshold for laughter. Every time she laughs, her fighting strength soars, and she tosses bandits one-handed while cracking up. Shen Qingdai, the sharp-tongued imperial physician, took a nasty spill during her interview, but got herself hired into the palace with the words, “Your Majesty, I can cure your baldness.”